This is certainly acidic: Modi ye too !

O my God, his real name is Nuruddeen Mohammedi! So, Modi ye too!

I close my eyes. Well, what is there in a name? Still, it can’t be. The news is fake. It has to be fake even if its true! But then, The Times of India, Indian Express, Deccan Herald, The Hindu and social media flash with head lines, ‘Modi is Mohammedi’. There is a shock in the press. Public demands a press conference. Parliament demands a statement. Arab Sheikhs congratulate him. Pakistan, Iran and Afghanistan rejoice. Indian Muslims are in delirium. Right wingers are in shock. Leftists and liberals give a curt smile.

Modi, now Mohammedi, in his bold style accepts the press conference. Next morning. ‘Bharat Mata ki Jay! Bande Mataram ! ‘‘Main Nuruddeen Mohammedi bol raha hoon.’

The audience is stunned, they are awestruck, there is a pin drop silence. There is a giggle from a left corner. There is murmur from the right one.

‘Maine desh ke liye kaam kiya hai aur karta rahunga. Ye Naya Bharat hai. Yah Ram aur Krishn ka Bharat hai. Ye swachh Bharat hai. Ye bhrashtachar virodhi Bharat hai. ’

More silence. Audience are gasping unable to inhale the blizzard of words. Some murmur, ‘good Al Taqqiya!’ Better keep quiet.

We built Ramjanmboomi Temple...

We will solve Gyanwapi and Mathura. We want vikas and shanti, progress with peace. We brought peace in Kashmir. We brought UPI to over 50 crore people. Even nimbupaniwalas and narialwalas have bank accounts. Adhar card has made the life easy. Digital governance is a norm now.’

‘O, he means. It does not seem to be al taquia.’

‘We vaccinated over 240 crore hands. We exported our indigenous vaccines to some 50 countries, the poor ones conveyed their extreme indebtedness to India. We have already moved two steps up in the world GDP, and I promise our country will count as a developed state by 2047, and for this, I do not need your support but you have to support yourself! Be Indian, buy Indian. Vocal for Local’

Suddenly, there is a revolving voice...

in the public, which grows from a murmur to hail, he is greater than the greatest.

Next day all newspapers are flush with headlines eulogizing Mohammadi. TV programmes pop in, debates are being organized, interviews are being broadcast. Social media is filled with commentaries, lectures and advises as scattered beans on marble floor.

Mohammedi has been called by the UNO to address a special joint session on transforming a poor India into a developed Bharat. He is being called by Al Jazira for an interview. Arab chiefs have called for special meets. Mohammedi has got heroes welcome in Pakistan, Turkey and Malaysia. He is called in Mecca for special prayer.

My eyes open...

I am shocked, Modi ji is standing by my side looking towards me. I cannot stand his piercing eyes through his clear glasses. I muster a lot of strength and said, ‘Congratulations Sir, you have at last got your due recognition in the world and, most importantly, in your own country!’. He raises his left hand and in his typical style points, with his palm in front, to the front page of a newspaper that my nurse is holding. ‘Modi is imposter. He faked Muslim name to get awards and international recognition. He is Hindu majoritarian. He is Hindu communal. He is Hindu fascist’ were the headlines. All previous abuses, which were substituted by graceful ones for Nuruddeen Mohammedi, are back for Modi spread all over the pages. All the work done by him are now being maligned.

I am shocked.

All ill feelings towards India have vanished in Pakistan...

They ask Mohammedi to work for magic similar as that of India in order to pull their country from beggar state to a sufficient state.

Rahul Gandhi has stopped calling himself Dattatreya Brahmin, he says its not important any more. Communists and Islamists are gaga, telling, ‘We already knew’. Congress, TMC and SP parties have made Mohammedi as icon for their next election. Congress Party’s ninety one abuses to Modi are turned into ninety one eulogies to Mohammedi. MKG is back as the playboy for peacefuls and pseudosecularists. Even BJP, HM,RSS have fallen in line and talking again of bhaichara.

All bad words by all parties, liberals, secularists and Islamists against Modi have transformed overnight into grace, respect and appreciation for his new avatar, Mohammedi. He is considered apostle not just of national integrity but of world integrity.

Nobel Peace prize is declared, guess who? Nuruddeen Mohammedi indeed.

Nuruddeen Mohammedi gets highest civilian award from fifty seven Islamic countries. He gets awards from scores of secular and liberal countries who boast pinnacle of democracy. India is at number one to award its newly created highest award of the country, MahaBharatRatna. After all we gave Bharatratna to a Christian missionary nun who came from a foreign land. How secular, large hearted we are. No, we are not pseudoseculars.

‘But, sir all the great work done by you, their vision, quantum and quality are same, whether Nuruddeen Mohammedi or Narendra Modi. You still deserve the same. What’s there in name?’

Narendra Modi ‘Boy, are you sure?’

I take a deep breath, droop my head, tears come into my eyes.

No, there is a lot in the name. After all Narendra Modi is a Hindu name!

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